The Coming Thing - classic porn - 1972

The Coming Thing

Year: 1972

Director: David Gerber

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 178 min



Actress: Julie Christie

Actors: George S. McDonald



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Lewd Linda (in a Julie Christie hairdo) arrives in San Francisco looking for a job. She thinks she’d like to try professional modeling buy a photographer talks her into nude modeling: "It’s art! Erotica! A turn-on! Sex is a beautiful thing!" She agrees to do "a few test shots" with gawky male model Bob which translates as gulping Bob’s baloney as the sleazeball photographer shouts encouragement: "Move your head more, Linda…Swallow it!" She’s then impaled,doggie-style, while simultaneously giving the photographer a knob job, leading to a sloppy dose-up of Bob’s coming thing. Next, at the house of "this other guy," Linda admires "the biggest, most far-out pillows" she’s ever seen. "Really psychedelic!" she enthuses, leading, of course, to some pillow plowing in front of an early VCR. Another job imeririew,this time with a Mr. Dodge (whose company is called "Funky Sam"),ends in a wet three-way with Linda, a secretary, and Dodge’s coming thing. Then it’s off toa neighbor’s apartment for a basic, all-o Jt, on-the-floor orgy with many coming things. Oddly, it’s all a flashback told by a buck-toothed blonde to her enthusiastic but than hunky stud until he,too, displays his coming thing. Wear your raincoat.

Diary Of A Bed - classic porn - 1972

Diary Of A Bed

Year: 1972

Director: L. Wilson

Distributor: Class X

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 54 min



Actress: Nina Fause, [Creampie] Nikki Hess, A Pumpin

Actors: Franklin Anthony, Vance Erikson III, R Shortner



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The premise evokes Diderot’s Les Bijou indiscret: a hoary old brass bed (animated through the device of a post-dubbed male voice) attempts to attract a "lady" mattress by regaling her with tales of the various trespasses that have jangled his aging springs. The first vignette involves the coupling of a Confederate soldier and a woman of ill repute. The pair dutifully performs the requisite sex acts to harpsichord accompaniment and the episode comes to an end when the soldier shoots his wad on the lady’s flank. The second – and more elaborate – vignette occurs during Prohibition and centers around a young man enthralled with a book of novel sexual positions. In one instance, he attempts to convince his girlfriend to explore an unconventional act, but she refuses and they settle for a good old-fashioned screw. In a subsequent encounter, a sexy French maid enters the young man’s chambers and proceeds to swap oral services with him. After a while, another lady in Twenties regalia slinks into the room and begins to stroke herself while the couple copulates. The domestic soon invites the flapper to join in on the tryst, causing the young man to rush to his manual for advice. The three titillate and tongue each another in a variety of positions to the strains of jazz cues. The final vignette in the film is narrated by the lady mattress and involves a young couple who make love at a bedding factory during a worker’s lunch break. The two perform the requisite numbers to a bossa nova beat; he finally comes inside of her (the close-up is distressingly phlegm-matic) and they conclude their romp by eating a sandwich. Back to the framing device, the horny headboard finally convinces the mattress to hop on the springs.

Angela's Foursome - classic porn - 1972

Angela’s Foursome

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 42 min



Actress: Suzanne Fields, Jill Sweete, Roshell Rush

Actors: Peter Boll, Adam Ward



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Angela’s Foursome is the film which once and for all exposes the film processing house racket as a hotbed of sin and vice. When a struggling company starts taking on pornographer clients, they attract the attention of a hardnosed hillbilly cop who’s on the prowl for "dirty Commie stuff from Moscow." The owner, Keith Erickson, his secretary Suzanne Fields, and his fresh-faced housefrau, JILL Jill Sweete, decide to solve the problem by hiring a sexy men to put the whammy on the fuzz. They make a short film which hyp-no-tizes the cop into believing that porn is good (a process soon to be adopted for all SWV tapes) and then to seal the deal, the men bangs the lab technician (in slow motion). "Wonderful! Just wonderful!" barks the hoodooed porker. We couldn’t agree less.

The Erotic Boutique - classic porn - 1972

The Erotic Boutique

Year: 1972

Director: T. Parker

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 57 min



Actress: Chlorine Stillwater

Actors: Tony Deluca



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Tony, owner of The Erotic Boutique, turns girls on by selling them antique clothing — a perfectly reasonable premise for a porno movie. While getting head from a lovely ’70s vixen, Tony says, "Give it a few more sucks, baby, and then climb aboard!" That’s Tony for you! A character right out of a cheap TV commercial for aluminum siding or a car paint job. Of greater interest than Tony, however, is Tony’s shopgirl. You may recognize her as the sweet meat from He and She, the living end of nubility and nookie. She actually smiles with a cock in her mouth! As the poet Keats said, "A gal who really enjoys giving head is a joy forever." The dialogue is cretinous. You can regularly overhear the director issuing commands to the confused actors and, in one unforgettable moment, after one actress asks a question and another actress doesn’t respond, there’s an awkward silence until the first actress leans over and whispers, "You’re supposed to say, Try this, it’s very pretty’"— a line which the forgetful actress, after a beat, at long last delivers! If that ain’t enough, the final scene is set at the beach — which is really the same room where the boutique props were set up, only now there’s a blanket on the floor! Only the ’70s could have generated such a film. The Deviate luved it!

Shot On Location - classic porn - 1972

Shot On Location

Year: 1972

Director: John Doone

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 60 min



Actress: Rene Bond, [BJOnly] Nancy Martin, Suzanne Fields, (aka Cynthia Westcott)Sandy Dempsey, (aka Tiffany Stewart)[LezOnly] Andy Bellamy, Eve Orlon, (aka Sunny Boyd)Roshell Rush, (aka Shella Bancroft)Kim Dupont

Actors: Rick Lutze, Bert Davis, (aka Bert)Wayne Chapman, (aka Wayne Smith)



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Hells Kitten - classic porn - 1972

Hells Kitten

Year: 1972

Director: Otto Von Lickity (aka Otto Von Lickit)

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 57 min



Actress: Suzanne Fields, Sandy Dempsey, Cora Cuze

Actors: John Keith, Norman Field, Wayne Chapman, Jon Barnum



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Sex As You Like It - classic porn - 1972

Sex As You Like It

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 56 min



Actress: Candy Samples, Sandi Carey, Sandy Dempsey, [BJOnly] Chlorine Stillwater, [BJOnly] Starlyn Simone, [BJOnly]

Actors: John Holmes, Jason Yukon, George Peters



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Candy and her full fifty inches of tit return to give new meaning to the phrase “They don’t make them like they used to”! In “Sex As You Like It,” John Holmes titty fucks Candy in a climactic orgy!

Tijuana Blue - classic porn - 1972

Tijuana Blue

Year: 1972

Director: Howard Ziehm

Distributor: n/a

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 58 min



Actress: Carmen Olivera, Andy Bellamy, [IR] Jill Sweete, [Facial] Chlorine Stillwater, Eve Orlon, Dorothy Clemente, Nina Martinez, Lidia Hernandez, Maria Gomez, Sue Pagan

Actors: Peter Boll, Adam Ward, Howard Alexander, Martin Victor, Lee Beck, Ernest Frazer



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A whiny dude scores some unnamed stuff from a rather mysterious gentleman in a fedora, shades, and raincoat. The man tries to entice the hapless hippie into doing some running for him, but dude’s not into it. His tune changes after he finds out his girlfriend is pregnant ("Ya dumb cunt! Things don’t just happen!" he thoughtfully says) and he comes back to Mr. X for the job. Soon, he and his horny visor-wearing cohort are driving to Tijuana to score some dope to mule back. With only the name of a strip club as a contact, they find the place, and what a place it is: one skanky gal dances and gets eaten out, while an extremely busty gal with Weng Weng nipples blows a guy at the bar, all to the tune of Mitch Ryder’s "Sock It To Me-Baby" and Question Mark and the Mysterians’ "96 Tears"! After engaging in some dangerous activities with these gals, the runners get the name they are looking for ("Oddball") and are then directed to a whorehouse. They then watch one hooker penetrate the other with two dildos, give them some business, then it’s off to the beach for a meeting with Oddball and a truly hilarious twist ending. Seriously!

It Happened In Hollywood - classic porn - 1972

It Happened In Hollywood

Year: 1972

Director: Peter Locke

Distributor: Odyssey

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 67 min



Actress: Cindy West, (aka Tammy Twat)Tanya Tickler, [BJOnly] Flo Zeasily, Agnes Brev, [BJOnly] Melissa Hall, (aka Felicity Split)[] Helene Buckley, Sheila Gree

Actors: Jamie Gillis, (aka Buster Hymen)Harry Reems, Marc Stevens, Roger Caine, (aka Al Levitsky)Al Goldstein, Guy Thomas, (aka Gus Thomas)Peter Bramley, Wes Craven, Jim Buckley, Michael Sullivan, Alan Spitz, Richard Sternberger, Nan Klang, Peter Locke, David Buckley



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Is a hardcore porn/comedy feature film which was made during that brief period in the late ’60s and early ’70s when feature-length pornography was sometimes shown in regular motion picture theaters. It follows on the success of Deep Throat. It has the dubious distinction of depicting more sex acts per minute than any such feature to date. The comic story which distinguishes the film revolves around a pornography Academy Award, and the shooting of the film which wins the award. This film features cameos by Screw magazine publisher Al Goldstein, and producer Jim Buckley. The movie should not to be confused with the 1937 feature comedy with the same name starring Richard Dix and Fay Wray.’

Peacock Lady - classic porn - 1972

Peacock Lady

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 58 min



Actress: Suzanne Fields, Carmen Olivera, Starlyn Simone, Stephany Sarver

Actors: Rick Cassidy, Peter Boll, Jack King, George Peters, Adam Ward



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Peacock Lady is another bit of classic porn with a paper-thin plot but plenty of hardcore action. When Gordon (KEITH ERICKSON), a struggling screenwriter, catches his blonde Val-girl-type wife fucking another man, he storms out to write "The Wife Stealers" and other scripts on the swinging theme which sell like crazy. Realizing he’s on to a good thing, his further "research" on the subject takes him from one wild orgy to another, and we get to see more early ’70s porno-vixens in action than Erickson can shake his thick stick at. Look for sweet MINDY BRANDT and girl-next-door SUZANNE FIELDS, along with hardcore hunk RICK CASSIDY, among the happy, healthy orgiasts. Eventually, Gordon finds himself a new wife, his "true love" and the new source of inspiration for his writing: a tattooed lady he met at a Juarez cathouse! Now his life has a brand new purpose: does he cum all over the spider web on her belly, the birds on her breasts, the ship on her hip, or the peacock on her pudenda? (We vote for e: All of the above.)

Deviate Doctor - classic porn - 1972

Deviate Doctor

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 54 min



Actress: Lynn Holmes

Actors: John Holmes, Ron Darby



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A guy fucks his girl while she plays with her dolls. A terrified blonde is assaulted by a knife wielding surfer. Looks like they will need to visit the Deviate Doctor, John Holmes, who performs abortions with his 12" cock!

The Maharajah Of Bangmor - classic porn - 1972

The Maharajah Of Bangmor

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 54 min



Actress: Suzanne Fields, Nora Wieternik, Lagusa Bendova

Actors: Wilbur Ahole, Rick Conlin, (aka Ed Comer)



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In a harem filled with teen girls who’s only purpose is to please their maharaja, hot sex never stops occuring. The maharaja himself gets pleased by more than five young chicks everytime as he is unsatiable, but the guards also fuck the girls, who play with each other when there are no hard dicks around to please. Orgies and threesomes, big lesbian scenes and amazing girls are what makes The Maharaja of Bangmor a vintage classic.

School For D Girls - classic porn - 1972

School For D Girls

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 52 min



Actress: Orita De Chadwick

Actors:



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School For D Girls, a private residence for wealthy but motley-looking reform-school rejects, run by pretty but prim Mrs. Wellington (Orita De Chadwick), "a harsh disciplinarian." As is quickly made obvious, this is the only school where an F is a goal, not a failing grade. Mrs. W’s main duty, however, is keeping Peter, her long-haired, greaseball guy, away from the girls. "You don’t need bad girls…" says Mom, who pacifies him by slurping on his sausage until she gets a faceful of her guy’s love. Nevertheless, as fine as fucking Mum is, Peter loves screwing around with the girls. Unfortunately he also loves deleting them. Black girl Cathy is the first to get screwed and stabbed. Next, Asian babe Oko, who looks perpetually dazed, is likewise balled and bladed. And a gum-chewing tart with red bows in her hair is titty-fucked, then suffocated with a plastic bag. Meanwhile, Mommy Wellington spanks new student Suzanne, then casually mauls her muff while murmuring, "Very strange… I don’t know… Very strange…"

The Sexpert - classic porn - 1972

The Sexpert

Year: 1972

Director: Alan Roberts

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 61 min



Actress: Rene Bond, Sandi Carey, Lilly Foster

Actors: Rick Lutze



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Made in the early seventies, Sexpert is a parody of the silent films, a comedic porn movie about a man who gets in trouble at a titty bar before being invited on a psychdelic orgy that comes at the very end of his journey and transforms him into a sex machine always ready for more. Beautiful young girls with natural bodies and perfect tits willing to fuck and blow like there’s no tomorrow make this one of the rare comedic gems in porn history.

Panty Party - classic porn - 1972

Panty Party

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 56 min



Actress: Connie Krumpert, Rene Bond, Ruth Armstrong

Actors: Rick Lutze, Rick Cassidy, Franklin Anthony



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A panty salesman readies his two models for a buyer’s show but is first compelled to have quick sex with one of them. He finishes up just as the two buyers arrive with a female associate played by porn legend RENE BOND! The girls model the various styles of panties and we are treated to a variety of panty crotch shots that demonstrate why body make-up is very important if you’re going to make skin movies. After the modeling, the couples pair off on the floor. There’s a brief intermission as jealousy affects one girl, leading to a vase-breaking cat fight, which leads to an apologetic girl-girl encounter, and then more multi-couple couplings until, as the frogs say, fin.

Bikers Orgy - classic porn - 1972

Bikers Orgy

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 112 min



Actress:

Actors:



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Chopper gangs surround their innocent prey and savage their wet holes! They ride these sluts like motorcycles, their screams heard muffled under the laughter of the gas soaked sadists!

Your Neighborhood Doc - classic porn - 1972

Your Neighborhood Doc

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 54 min



Actress: Chelsie Bush, Emily Angel, Jaelyn Ryder

Actors: Rick Lutze, Peter Boll, (aka Dr. Love)Gage Lock



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A pretty cute woman visits Your Neighborhood Doc with the usual complaint: every day, a cuckoo bird comes out of her snatch. Yes, that’s what she says. Naturally, the Doc — a staunch practitioner of heteropathic medicine — finds this most interesting. "Right out of this little hole?" he asks, zeroing in on the afflicted orifice. He first tries to coax the cuckoo bird out with his fingers. When that doesn’t work, he uses his tongue. He finally sends his cuckoo bird in after her cuckoo bird and the operation is a success. As the patient says while ogling his rigid manhood. "That’s the cuckoo bird I’ve been looking for!" Meanwhile, the Doc’s two lovely nurses take care of all the male patients who drop into the office. These guys all have cuckoo birds of their own and the nurses know exactly how to treat them. They begin with a therapeutic blowjob. Then comes the healing twat massage, applied to the face of mouth of the patient. This is followed closely by deep muscle stimulation, rhythmic probing, and a cum shot which usually cures the cuckoo bird of its rigor sexus, thank God. This one’s a hot howler from the bygone era of Lunatic Porn.You’d be cuckoo to miss it. When the Doc is done, The Pussy Hunters take over. While their husbands go hunting, horny housewives ANDY BELLAMY, "America’s Canned Corn Queen," and BECKY SHARPE (nubile star of the smut classic The Teaser) cool their jets back in a cabin by playing in a bathtub with a floating dildo.

St Girls - classic porn - 1972

St Girls

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 58 min



Actress:

Actors:



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But wait, there’s more! Ahoy, maties! Pleasure Cruise – "A tale that will chill your bowels and thrill your ballywacker!"- features Captain Rob, a man with his own floating bachelor pad. His "crew" are a pair of throb-worthy sex sirens who cater to his every sexual whim. They pick up a shipwrecked beauty and deal with two pistol-packing cons who paddle up in a cheesy rubber raft (which sinks causing the actors to break out laughing).The skipper tells them, "Guys, there’s plenty of ale in the fridge and hot broads on the top deck." They sample the shipboard snatch. The girls wear out the cons with wall-to-wall sex. The criminals jump overboard: "We’re turning ourselves in!"

Missus Littles Dude Ranch - classic porn - 1972

Missus Littles Dude Ranch

Year: 1972

Director: n/a

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 70 min



Actress: Judy Angel, Fran Spector

Actors: Butch Griswald



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Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as "Boris Ballsitch," a captain in the Russian Private Service, travels to America to experience our "capitalistic ways". What better place than at a whorehouse? He winds up at "The Dude Ranch" and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked off the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s "Jack Ticklewell," "Long John the Handyman," and "Miss Little," the golden-haired proprietor of the Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch (played by Mona’s mum JUDY ANGEL) where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack) look-alike with a sloppy accent and eyes) is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos. After much vulgarity and hilarity (including a big poolside poke) his dick’s as shriveled up as Norman Bate’s mum. Boris finds out American girls are as addictive as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can’t eat just one!

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman - classic porn - 1972

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Year: 1972

Director: William A. Levey

Distributor: Something Weird Video

Country: US

Language: English

Length: 84 min



Actress: Dyanne Thorne, Sandi Carey, (aka Sandra Carey)Maria Arnold, (aka Tina La Wise)Ginger Lee Grace

Actors: David Brook, Jerry Mills, Jay Rasumny



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When a couple of kooky strangers from the planet Urine (or Uranus, whatever they find funnier at the time) arrive on Earth, they have one thing on their mind…and it’s not visiting Knott’s Berry Farm. No, they are on a mission for mad monkey lovin’ with a few of the local lasses. Operation Procreation is supposed to help these blue-headed fools’ endangered planet. The idea is basic: the travelers will repopulate the UN’s favorite stalemate state with little bitty baby spacemen, each with their own unusual sexual reproductive equipment. So the excitable extraterrestrials roam around LA, transporting themselves to massage parlors and local lover’s lanes looking for fornicatable females. Whenever Sgt. Jackoff and Pvt. Asshole (great names, huh?) find a willing woman, they extend their oversized tongues and inflate their balloon-like ears. Then, as they say in the vernacular, the UFO is rockin’, so don’t come a knockin’. After making interstellar bacon with a dozen or so fetching wenches, the cosmic Casanovas head back to their home planet, leaving behind lots of ET tots in their wake.